They said the day we got 2gether
We'd fall in luv like birds of a feather
and that we'd have lots to share
All that happens is me screwin up
I accidently touched her bra cup
Lighting my cigerette I accidently set fire to her hair

(Pre-Chorus)
I guess wut I said had alot to do with it
she said I'm crazy and she said I smell like shit
I tried to kiss her and I, go bit

(Chorus)
I guess I'm not gettin laid (8X)

We went out to eat I sneezed in her food
She punched me in the face and called me ruid
I thought the evening wuz goin great
I spilled her drink
I ripped her dress
I accidently grabbed her breast
Elbowed her in the face trying to clean up my own mess

(Pre-Chorus)
(Chorus)(2X)